The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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