You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
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Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
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Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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