Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
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