I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
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He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
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I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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