Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
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we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
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His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
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