You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
You can't special order awesome
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
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that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
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Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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