I am puke
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
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the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
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This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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