you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
you called me at 4 in the morning to tell me that your toaster burnt your english muffin, and that you "fuckin hated that thing."
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
Randomize
