even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
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