Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
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