You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
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I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
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Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
third nipple confirmed
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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