I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
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LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
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We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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