A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
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Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
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but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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