.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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