I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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