I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
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