I wanna bring you to show and tell
Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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