How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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