The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
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I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
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Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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