For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
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He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
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Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
that is very illegal...i love you.
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