He is such a slut. More and more my type.
i barfeds in our rink
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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