I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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