I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
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Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
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Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
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