I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
well you can't waste a boner
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
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