D3 body, D1 cock
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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