My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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