In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
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