Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
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