Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
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