Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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