what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
Randomize
