would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
17 year olds will be the death of me.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
I pour the whiskey from now on
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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