i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
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The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
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Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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