Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
he thought i was a dude.
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
In other news, I just burned my penis
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
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