Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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