forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
the raccoons are back...
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