We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
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