do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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