Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
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I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
Randomize
