why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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