does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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