the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
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You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
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Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
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