Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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