it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
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Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
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My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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