I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
Soap is not a condiment
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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