It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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