Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
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You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
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I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
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