I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
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Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
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Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
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