glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
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