Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
True strength comes from lack of pants
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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