***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
i think i scared a bird with my dick
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
Randomize
