I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Randomize
