i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
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